''THE FRIENDZONE EVOLUTION'' From the Eyes Of an Amateur Part Time Blogger

Here i am Again! On your case Like this STD i got from my Ghanian side chick that has refused to go away but that's by the way Like an Akara seller. I've always wanted to talk about this Friend Zone of a thing!

We All Know who Gets the Pussy Cat LOL

 Nowadays it's common Knowledge that when you meet a Girl You Like and would love to Emotionally(sexually) get involved with as i am with All of my Side chicks from different Races, You Approach from the I-Want-To-Be-Your-Boyfriend angle But a lot of Mandem do get it Twisted Like Cornrows on a Jailbird by thinking becoming friends first will help them get the Pussy Cat faster. These Guys then get Lost between that Fine Line between Being a Friend and Bed mate/BoyFriend and once you Lean Back Like Fat Joe towards the Line that has the ''Friend'' Bit, frustration sets in Like Bare Dandruff on a Woman's Head after wearing Weave for 3 Months straight as some of you Razz Girls do LOL.

(Definition) Friend Zone :  ''When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.

Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.''... (Urban Dictionary)

 A moment of Silence for Brothers in the Friend Zone LOL.

A Dozen Years Ago i was in University and it amazes me now to see how much Friend Zoning has Evolved because back then Any Guy who was a Lover of the Pussy Cat will make it a Priority to Fall back Like Rio Ferdinand in the Face of a Chelsea Fc Attack!! ( Yes I'm a Chelsea Fan!) when Girls try to catch feelings. In My Uni days having a Girlfriend meant putting yourself in a box, especially if you were in your first year. Boys wanted to *Flex (Enjoy Life), See what University Life was all about and trust me in those days being any Girl's Boyfriend was always going to be bottom of the List!!

How can i be amongst all these Girls and decide to super glue myself to just one Girl in my first year in University? No way! that's an Advice from the devil and on these issue the devil shall never prevail! Any Girl that showed too much Feelings for Man was made to Fall back Like Papa Ajasco's Hairline with immediate effect. You know how Women are with the ''Please Let's just be Friends'' Speech when you try to make the first Move in getting the Pussy Cat? Yes that was how they were in those days too! but the difference betwen then and now is that whenever a woman told me that way back I would jump for Joy Like the Israelites did when they saw the Egyptians sinking in the Red Sea because what that meant was that you could turn up at her Hostel any time of the day (or night), Free Food, and being told all her relationship Problems and seeking advice from you After which you then Juice Like Five Alive!! You Women make the Mistake of thinking that Dude you have Friend zoned is not looking to make your pussy cat a punching bag!! Like a Man with No Fingers i cannot count the number of brethren back then who were served the pussy cat on a platter of Gold just by being in that Friend Zone which now seems to be any average Guy's Kryptonite!! Truth is back then ''All Man' was always broke and all man ever had was a few Coins' doing Gangnam Style in my Pockets LOL With all that why would any Man want to hang with a Girl (except she's Rich) Permanently? when i can be friends with Well Fit Girls of all shapes and sizes? Like you don't know Guys used to have Girls for different departments in School!! You date one cos she can cook, one cos she can wash, one cos she knows how to dance *Ijo Yoyo* on Your Pole.... (Ijo yoyo is a popular dance step that reigned back in the day amongst the yoruba people in Nigeria)  The average Player will tell you he'd rather be Friend Zoned back then than be put in a Relationship where he'll have to start playing Husband!! How times have  Changed Like The Average Naija Girl after just One week in England (LOL) Nowadays being Friend Zoned mean you are Forever Farked, You will run errands while another Mofo gets the cat, This cannot be Life!!  #FAIL In those days apart from getting free food and Poking on a regular ,being friend zoned opened you Sesame to a wealth of knowledge about these women's secrets!! Like How you Guys used to be over the moon with happiness and filled with trust and joy because you feel your Girl isn't cheating because she was/is a Virgin Lmao.. I used to know this Girl then who would never let the brethren Hit the cat because ''She was a Virgin and didn't want to Lose Her precious Virginity just like that and break her boyfriend's trust'' But this sister was known in the *ends (Ends mean your area) to give the best Head!! Dating in those days meant you wanted to get Married LOL Not hit the pussycat and do a fast 100 meters pull out like Usain Bolt. These Days being Friend Zoned is a Harlot because that means You are playing the role of Hesky and won't be scoring any Goals But back then it was the ''in thing'' cos hesky was banging in the Goals in those days!! Well enough of my babbling, Nigerian Govt has banned the love of my Life Postinor pregnancy prevention Pill and i have to go figure out an efficient replacement that will not let me down! one like Voltron defender of the Universe!!